Poem of Madame Doubletalk

I want to share one of my favorite poems its called Madame Doubletalk...

MADAME DOUBLETALK

I SAID, "MADAME, HAVE YOU THE TIME?"

"I DON'T," SAID SHE. "IT'S TEN PAST NINE."

"AND DO YOU THINK THAT IT MIGHT RAIN?"

"NO, NO, I SEE A HURRICANE."

"WERE CAN I CATCH A DOWNTOWN BUS?"

"RIGHT HERE, A HUNDRED MILES FROM US."

"DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH ,BY ANY CHANCE?"

"NOT ME,"SHE SAID." COMMENCE LA DANCE."

"WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO FOR FUN?"

"TO STAY INDOORS, OUT IN THE SUN."

"HOW IS YOUR HEALTH? HOW DO YOU FEEL?"

"NOT WELL AT ALL- AS STRONG AS STEEL."

"DO YOU DO CALISTHENICS MUCH?"

"I JUMP AND RUN AND USE A CRUTCH."

"WHAT IS YOUR SECRET OF SUCCESS?"

"WEAR SIMPLE CLOTHES AND OVERDRESS."

"GOOD-BYE, MADAME, I HAVE TO GO."

"GOOD-BYE, GOOD-BYE. HELLO,HELLO."

Pretty funny huh? Its my favorite poem! Its writen by Douglas Florian I think its super funny.